May 2013
Watchjakemalik:
me and my dog almost starved
onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
dirtyalec:
sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see
roboxsapien:
happilyconcealed:
nosleepjustcoffee:
laugh-addict:
One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
Who do you believe?
THE ULTIMATE SATAN POST OMG
Lol
April 2013
africkins:
my little cousin started stroking my cheek and i thought it was so sweet until he came up real close to my ear and whispered “i’m putting crumbs on you so ants will eat you in your sleep”
lachrymosa:
psychvdelic:
why do guys expect so much from girls? they expect every single one to have big boobs, big ass, flat stomach, perfect personality and a pretty face. some of these guys look like fucking apes, they need to sit the fuck down and shut up.
Why do girls expect so much from guys? They expect every single one to have big biceps, a six pack, prominent jawline, be athletic...
burgrs:
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
lnfamy:
dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread
egberts:
theflintlocksofzillyhau:
egberts:
my sister just got brand new $91 shoes and all i got was a bag of doritos
im guessing today was nacho day then
get out
March 2013
When It's Finally Friday
howdoiputthiswho:
